I have a theory

"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal) 07/17/2017 at 19:55 • Filed to: None

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People who casually stroll to the subway station who then feel the need to run and elbow through the station like they’re missing the last train home once they reach the gates are the same people who tailgate and cut everyone off in traffic only to drive two under posted once they get to open freeway and can go as fast as they like. Suddenly there’s zero urgency when they don’t have anyone to push out of the way?

Discuss.

benjrblant > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 07/17/2017 at 19:57

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Maybe they like to move at a constant rate of speed regardless of conditions?

Honeybunchesofgoats > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 07/17/2017 at 20:02

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Disagree. I am an obsessively courteous driver, but I will fucking cut you if I hear the C rolling into the station and you’re ambling down the stairs or fucking around in front of the turnstile trying to find your Metrocard.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/17/2017 at 20:30

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Ah but you are in the minority. 90% of the people turning into OJ Simpson juking through the crowd get to the platform to see that their train is actually ten minutes away as they’ve been announcing overhead. If they started hustling for a reason, well that’s easy to understand.

“Next train is going out of service” over the PA gets people running.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 07/17/2017 at 20:43

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And also the ones who could have easily made a green light, but instead decide to drag their asses and punch it at the last second to get the tail of the yellow, leaving you stuck at the red.

benjrblant > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/17/2017 at 20:54

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Ya, cause the C only comes once a month.